TCG Playability
Instant
Manhole Missile deals 3 damage to target creature. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.
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Manhole Missile is a versatile red instant that offers impressive flexibility for just a single red and one generic mana, making it an excellent addition to aggressive red strategies and tempo-focused decks across multiple formats. The card's primary function as a three-damage spell efficiently handles most early-to-mid game threats, from small utility creatures to key blockers, while the optional modal ability to put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library and draw a replacement card provides significant utility beyond simple creature removal. This draw replacement mechanic is particularly valuable in scenarios where you've drawn excess lands, redundant copies of cards, or situational spells that don't apply to your current game state, effectively functioning as controlled card selection that smooths your draws while maintaining tempo. The instant speed is crucial, allowing you to hold mana up for interaction while still advancing your game plan, and it perfectly slots into red's traditional role of efficient creature removal and direct damage output. Players will appreciate Manhole Missile in aggressive red decks, prowess strategies, and any format where cheap, efficient removal with upside is valued. The card's legality across an extensive range of formats, from Standard through Legacy and Commander, means it has applications in casual and competitive play alike. For limited formats and Pauper specifically, where efficient removal is at a premium, this instant represents excellent value that can turn the tide of close games while helping manage your hand resources effectively.
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