TCG Playability
Creature — Ape
Reach When this creature enters, choose one — • Destroy up to one target artifact. • Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
"In her defense, thopters are very fun to smash." —Udol of the Foundway Associates
Gearbane Orangutan from Murders at Karlov Manor is a versatile two-mana red creature that offers flexible utility for aggressive red strategies and artifact-focused decks alike. This 2/2 ape comes equipped with reach, making it surprisingly defensive for a red card and allowing it to block evasive threats while still presenting offensive pressure. The real strength lies in its enters-the-battlefield ability, which presents you with meaningful choices depending on your game state and deck construction. You can either destroy up to one target artifact, providing crucial interaction against problematic permanents, or sacrifice an artifact you control to pump Gearbane Orangutan with two +1/+1 counters, turning it into a formidable 4/4 threat that threatens immediate lethal damage. This modal flexibility makes the card exceptional in decks built around artifact synergies, particularly in strategies utilizing sacrifice outlets or token generators. Players piloting Affinity-adjacent strategies, Hardened Scales decks, or other +1/+1 counter-focused archetypes will find tremendous value here, as the card actively rewards deck-building around artifacts while maintaining relevant interaction. The creature's reasonable mana cost and efficient power conversion make it a strong inclusion in Pioneer and Modern formats, while its pauper legality opens doors for limited formats and budget-conscious players. Whether you need artifact removal or a quickly-scaling threat, Gearbane Orangutan delivers flexibility without compromising on impact, making it an excellent inclusion for red mages seeking utility and growth potential in a single efficient package.
Illustrated by Svetlin Velinov