TCG Playability
Instant
Create two 1/1 blue Fish creature tokens with "This token can't be blocked." Then for each kind of counter among creatures you control, put a counter of that kind on either of those tokens.
Investigators observed that Altonio's beloved fish were thriving after his disappearance.
Exotic Pets is a versatile instant that offers immediate board presence with significant scaling potential in the right deck configuration. This blue-white card creates two 1/1 unblockable Fish tokens that immediately threaten your opponent while providing a unique synergy engine for decks built around +1/+1 counters, planeswalker loyalty counters, and other counter-based strategies. The evasion granted to the tokens means they will reliably connect with your opponent, making this card exceptional in limited formats and constructed environments where you're already running counter synergies. What makes Exotic Pets particularly powerful is its ability to capitalize on existing board states, allowing you to duplicate whatever counter infrastructure you've already established. This makes it an ideal inclusion in deck archetypes such as Azorius control with counter manipulation, Simic +1/+1 counter strategies, Azorius blink decks that leverage token generation, and any superfriends or planeswalker-heavy strategy where loyalty counters are abundant. The instant speed is crucial for timing flexibility, allowing you to generate threats at end of turn or in response to specific game situations. Legal across nearly every format including Pioneer, Modern, Legacy, Vintage, and Commander, Exotic Pets provides accessibility to constructed players at every competitive level. Players seeking evasive threats with built-in synergies, particularly those investing in counter-based strategies, will find tremendous value in this card's flexibility and efficiency at generating both immediate value and future scaling potential.
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