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Cruel Grimnarch
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Cruel Grimnarch

Phyrexia: All Will Be One common

Creature — Phyrexian Cleric

Deathtouch When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you gain 4 life.

P/T: 5/5

The gospel of lies sounds sweetest when whispered by many mouths.

Strategy & Gameplay

Cruel Grimnarch is a compelling mid-to-late game threat that brings both defensive utility and aggressive pressure to black-based strategies across multiple formats. As a six-mana 5/5 creature with deathtouch, it presents an immediately relevant body that demands respect from opponents, requiring them to engage with it carefully or face chip damage that efficiently trades with larger threats. The real power lies in its triggered ability, which fires upon entry and forces each opponent to discard a card, with a generous compensation clause that grants you four life for each opponent who cannot discard. This creates a dual-purpose effect that simultaneously disrupts opponents' hands while providing life gain as a secondary benefit, making it particularly valuable in multiplayer formats like Commander where the political advantage of hitting multiple players compounds its effectiveness. The card slots naturally into black control and midrange strategies that value hand disruption synergies, pairing well with other discard outlets and effects that benefit from opponent card loss. In Commander specifically, Cruel Grimnarch excels in decks built around Rankle, Master of Pranks or similar commanders that reward sacrifice effects and discard synergies, while the life gain component helps stabilize in longer games. Its broad format legality across Pioneer, Modern, Legacy, and Vintage means competitive players can explore it in constructed shells where discard-heavy strategies exist. For casual and competitive players alike, this creature represents an efficient rate on a well-rounded effect that addresses multiple game concerns simultaneously.

Illustrated by Allen Williams

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